CUTEST PETS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these are fake interviews not real any similartites to people or pets is so not on purpose

Charolate Zman: hi i'm filling in for my sister coco so um hey, blueberry the hampster, now how do you like your new food yum,yum,bits? blueberry: there terrible i do not like them my owner doesnt know this but i hide them in my poop box, yep there even shaped like poop she never takes a second look! Charolate Zman: what happen this week that made you so... covered in paint? Blueberry: while julie(my owner 12 years old) was at school i snuck out of my cage and went to find anything but those yum yum barf bites. i went through the living room but i got blue paint spilled on me by julies father. Charolate Zman: we have time for one more question how did you get out? Blueberry: i am so small and fluffy i can slide through the bars, BARELY! anyway good-bye and thank you for having me! Charolate Zman:bye... oh, next week a hermit crab from mahomet illinos i think?.

Coco Zman: heyllo out there! today i'm talkin' to totally raad!!never bad, biggest fad, hermit crab donald hermie!!!! so don tell me what do you do all day? don:i sleep all day and run around all night. Coco Zman: wow thats... intresting? don: you want to hear somthing really intresting? once my owner maddie, left the drying cage door open. my scardy sister charolate was way to afraid to go out so i set out mabye there was something cool out there it was night so i went that moment. i went under maddies bed then she came back in with littler people. she started to get upset so i thought i would come out but i thoughtthe little girl would eat me. maddie looked everywhere then she went to bed so i started to walk to the door but i was morning and i tripped so she found me. Coco Zman: wow! that sound totally rad adventure one more question, who is charolate? don:oh she was my sister but she died a few days ago and i had to move into a different habitat it's a little smaller but it is nice to have somthing new to explore! Coco Zman: wow... i'm really sorry to hear that. i hope you get a new sister soon. anyway tune back in next week and i'll tell you about BB the bunny in louisville,ohio.